Jack Chick sez: Time was running out for Ashley. Drugs would soon kill her. But a praying grandmother made the difference.
Wow, this one is all over the place. Jack Chick usually had a specific target in mind when he sat down to commit his insanity to paper. But in Bewitched, he basically just lobbed handfuls of batshit at the wall to see if anything would stick.
Jack Chick sez: They started as a “Christian” rock group, and became slaves to rock. But Tom found that Jesus could set him free!
Jack Chick despises rock music, what with all the dancing and drug orgies and hippies it causes. However, he has a particularly strident hate on for Christian rock because it’s all a part of Satan’s labyrinthine scheme to brainwash America’s churchgoing youth and turn them into dancing, drug-orgying hippies. In the tract Angels?, he delivers a brutally realistic portrait of a struggling Christian rock band that is forced to make some difficult compromises and choices on the path to Stryper/NewSong megastardom!
Jack Chick's Funnybook Gospel 