Chick Parody: Who Will Be Eaten First?

This parody was created by artist Howard Hallis, who took a Chick tract entitled The Choice and gave it a brilliant Lovecraftian twist. Hallis was threatened with legal action from Chick Publications in 2004 and took the offending material down. Fortunately, nothing is lost forever on Nobel Prize winner Al Gore’s internet. I found this copy on the Purple Monkey Mafia website (Eris bless ’em).

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  1. Jack wouldn’t enjoy this parody. According to an article by William Schnoebelen at, the Cthulhu mythos is real! “For example, there is now a whole line of materials based on the hellish H.P. Lovecraft Cthulhu mythos, a form of magic that we practiced in the darkest days of our satanic career – a system of magic prominently featured in THE SATANIC RITUALS by Anton LaVey! Contrary to the ramblings of D&D defenders like Michael Stackpole, the Necronomicon and the Cthulhu mythos are quite real.”

    Now, Mr. Schnoebelen is an expert in these things because he as apparently done every sort of dark and evil thing imaginable…including providing fodder for Jack Chick! Just check out this article: Haw! Haw! Haw!

  2. Brilliant!

  3. I’ve always been a huge Jack Chick fan. When I’m in large venues, such as Mardi Gras in New Orleans, I scour the streets for his booklets.

    You can almost always find fundamentalist adherents at such places, too. They will almost always talk to you, because, after all, they are there to chide any and all present.

    These summaries are great, although it really is hard to improve on the originals material.

    Keep it up!

  4. Who hopes Cthulhu will eat Jack Chick?

    • ME!!

      • Chick has got the “go mad” part down already.

    • Nah, he’d get indigestion.

    • I shared this fucker on my public page on facebook. I am driving Eric Hovind nuts and Answers in Genesis because I debunked him as hard as Bill Nye dropping Ken Ham on his head.

  5. I don’t understand why these keep getting taken down. Parody is a protected art form.

    • When the old SOB was alive, he had lawyers badgering people with lawsuit threats.

  6. This kind of thing makes me happy. There was also a National Lampoon satire of Jack Chick tracts, decades ago.

  7. […] cults has a long tradition among the followers of Great Cthulhu. From the beloved Chick Tract spoof “Who will be eaten first” to all the material available due to modern technology and the internet. An example for the latter […]

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